Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
When I look back, I don’t have regrets. In the moment I am really, really hard on myself, I’m definitely my own worst critic and can be my own worst enemy, and I’m trying very hard not to be that.
if you ever feel dumb remember that harry tried to convince snape that his nickname is ‘roonil wazlib’